About Us
Allie
I originally came from China, but I obtained travel documents to come and live in the UK permanently in September 2016 when my husband to be contacted immigration. I married my husband in September 2016.
I am 19 years old (as of September 2016) and happily married. I do not have, nor do I intend having any children as life is too short. I am intelligent and enjoy experimenting with new ideas and concepts. I love my sister Maria, though she does test my patience sometimes. I wouldn’t be happy without her.
I hope you enjoy our photographs!
Maria
Hi, I am Maria and I am the little sister to Allie.
Like my sister, I am originally from China, but I lived in the UK a few years before my sister won the National Lottery in late September 2016 and she invited me to stay.
I am 18 years old (as of October 2016) and single. I am outgoing and enjoy life too much to be tied into a relationship. I am quite mischievous and my big sister Allie is often the victim of my antics, but she doesn’t mind… really…
I also hope you enjoy all our photographs!
Sarah Lou
I am Sarah Lou and I am Allie and Maria’s auntie.
Like my nieces, I am originally from China, but obtained a senior management position at a well known airline and began to live in the UK permanently in May 2017.
I am 23 years old (as of May 2017) and single. My job keeps me busy so I’m not looking for a relationship at the moment, but if someone right comes along then I’m open to starting a relationship.
Message us if you like our photos!
Pelin
I am Pelin and I am a resident support worker, trained in China, specialising in helping kidnap victims and their families cope with, understand and tackle their emotions.
I am 27 years old (as of May 2018) and seemingly married to my job!
If you like our photos, message us now!
Livvy
Livvy (Olivia) is all we know right now. She turned up huddled by the dustbin in December 2019, shivering and mumbling incoherently. Until we get someone to identify her who speaks Russian, we will be struggling to update her details, sorry.
UPDATE May 2020: Since her arrival, her English has improved considerably. What we do know is that she was housed, not wanted, passed on for free to an unscrupulous individual who sold her for profit then kindly passed onto us by her third guardian whose heart was elsewhere. We have contacted Interdollypol in the hopes of gleaning further information with regard to her lineage but it has proved, thus far, a fruitless task. Age remains unknown.
Millie
Hi, I am Millie. I was a blonde bimbo but I have been taking online lessons from Pelin on how to present myself in a more elegant way. I moved into the household on the 1st April 2020… Yup, no joke…
I am 22 years old (as of April 2020) and I insist you message us if you like any of our photos, and especially any of mine… UNDERSTAND…!
Thea
I am Thea, 23 years old (as of May 2020) and apparently, the princess of the family…
My name, Thea, is a Greek word for ‘goddess’ and I have to say, that since my arrival I have been treated as such by the family. I feel so honoured!
If you like our photos, do press that ‘Contact’ button.
Skye
I am Skye, 19 years old (as of June 2020) and considered by the others here as a ‘stroppy teenager’.
I don’t think I’m that bad, but I would say that wouldn’t I.
Press that ‘Contact’ button now!
Mylie
I am Mylie, 21 years old (as of June 2020) and the elder sister to Skye.
We arrived here at the same time as we were set loose into the wild together. We would never be separated.
Please press that ‘Contact’ button now!
Brooke
I am Brooke, an English Rose at 29 years old (as of June 2020).
Treat me well, and I shall reward you with unfailing loyalty, along with some rather nice eye-candy to boot.
That ‘Contact’ button is there for a reason people!
Tiff
Tiff is my name, obviously, or it would not be above now would it? I have the key to the door at 21, as of July 2020.
I’m a handful, and you will soon get to find out just how much of a handful if you approach me with anything but fun in mind.
Ensure you have medication nearby as I don’t always stop when told. I certainly don’t stop when I’m only asked.
Message us, I dare you.
Raquel
I escaped the clutches of a Mancunian and headed to another county far, far, far away.
I’ve undergone a bit of a makeover and now happy, content and pampered by the plethora of lovely girls who now live here with me.
No. 42 is relevant… do not forget it.
We need messages… do not forget it…
Aiko
OK, I’m a Japanese lightweight! I’m only 8kg, but I’m as fit as a fiddle and able to reach outdoor shooting locations with ease. Some of the Chinese girls will be utilising my remarkable talent to facilitate their own outdoor trips in the future. Watch this space.
If you don’t watch this space, you will have to message me instead.
That’s the rules.
Jiayou
My name is Jiayou. This is Mandarin for ‘add oil’, which, given my composition and health care regime, is quite appropriate. It is a ubiquitous expression of encouragement and support.
All that being said, you will not be surprised to learn that I am, like many of my relatives here, from China!
I arrived in England in July 2020, or was it August 2020? I spent so much time in Covid-19 quarantine that time was somewhat blurred.
I’m not sure of my age. Chinese New Year confuses me… I’d guess at 27…?
We like messages…
Flower
I am unique, I am rare, you won’t find many of me out there.
Like Abbie, I also arrived in November 2020, but a special occasion on the 27th November meant I didn’t have to wait until Christmas Day to see daylight…
I have a BIG heart and immeasurable cuteness. You have been warned, you will be powerless to resist my charms!
Lots of hugs ‘n kisses will go to anyone who leaves us a message.
Abbie
I may be small in stature, but I’ve got a big… personality.
I am 11 7/8″ tall, and like a mouse, I can, and do get into all kinds of strange places and situations.
I arrived in November 2020, but due to Covid quarantine, I was not released until 25th December 2020.
I believe I am cat proof, though I’m not in any rush to find out to be honest!
Please write to me using small letters…
Beth
I am the twin sister to Maria, though she has been around five years longer than me! Go figure… I arrived in April 2021.
Maria also seems to have been left out in the sun a little longer. Anyhow, I’m NOT Maria, I’m BETH! And don’t you forget it!
You know we like messages…
Emma-Leigh
Well hello there handsome! Yes, I’m talking to you!
Surprised huh? Yeah, well you’ll be even more surprised if you stick around here for much longer. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
OK, enough of the threats, I’m Emma-Leigh. I’m so special they gave me two names at birth. I’m a simple kind of girl who loves Cadbury Cream Eggs and anything else that the Google Search Engine algorithm will feed upon to get you here.
I arrived at the same time as Beth in April 2021.
UPDATE October 2022: I’ve since moved in with a bunch of elves down south. Not 100% sure this was a good idea, but time will tell.
Misty
I knocked upon the door late October 2021 and surprisingly, I was let in. I’ve no idea why. There was a party going on and it seemed like it could be fun.
Now they won’t let me out!
If you write a message to me, please encrypt it so the others can’t read it.
Hope
Hi all! I turned up on 21st November 2021. I remember the others girls being quite surprised by my appearance as I only became aware of my travel plans some three hours before arriving so wasn’t able to warn them. They have accepted me into the family nonetheless and I am very happy here.
We like messages…
Lexi
Halloooo! I turned up the same time as Emma-Leigh and Beth in April 2021, but spent a little too long sitting in the cupboard unloved. My guardian eventually got his arse in gear as he finally found some inspiration and time. He was most apologetic for not getting me sorted out sooner.
Message us… please?
Star
I’m different to the rest of the girls here. I am made from silicone, unlike most of the other girls here who are made of TPE. I don’t want you to message me, I’m too special to condescend to reply to you. You will be wasting your time.
Have a nice day nonetheless…
Penny
Rescued from a fate worse than death! I was saved just in time as nobody wanted to adopt me. I am forever thankful to everyone here for making me feel so at home.
Your messages will help me feel even more at home!
Hayley
I turned up in October 2022. The girls rue the day I arrived as I am a strict disciplinarian!
Woe betide any girl that steps out of line, but as it never happens, I am effectively retired.
My retirement means I have more time to read your messages, so get sending!
Candice
I also turned up in October 2022. I’m addicted to pastel colours and Swizzels Love Hearts!
If you do write to me, and I suggest you should, please include sweets!
Petal
I turned up in late December 2022. I was imprisoned in a cold garage for over a year, but I contacted my sister, Miss Flower who contacted my captors, and managed to arrange bail and secure my release.
If you do write to me, my prison number is 5HY808-4D4M.
Honey
I found my way here, after much deliberation, in August 2023. My guardian has been dithering for the best part of three years as I am rather expensive. I’m told I am totally worth it. I am a SMART DOLL, a 60cm BJD, a Ball Joined Doll, or a Barmy Jestering Drunkard should you get to know me well enough.
Letters appreciated, gifts more so!
Andy
I’ve been around a bit. Named after my apparent physique.
Communication is welcome and replies will be hand written.
✌
Aleisha
Hi! A new addition to the family! I arrived here in November 2023 after being forced out of my forever home by a jealous girlfriend!
Do please write to me, unless you happen to be the aforementioned girlfriend…
Blossom
Santa left me here on the 25th December 2023 as I was too much of a wayward elf to be of any use in his yearly antics around the globe.
Fortunately, there is another 60cm SMART DOLL here (Honey) who has helped me realize my full potential. Turns out I was allergic to snow.
Having had to deal with customer complaints for the last 238 years at the Grotto, I’d really prefer it if you didn’t write…!
